Smartest Man On Sky Sports

Plane with 5 passengers on board: Kris Boyd, Hugh Keevins, Alex Rae, Martin O’Neill and Wee Jay Boy. The plane is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes.

Kris Boyd says, “I need one. I’m the smartest man on Sky Sports and I have an urgent appointment with my hair restoration surgeon “

He takes one and jumps.

Hugh Keevins says, “I’m needed to keep spouting my pish on clyde superscoreboard “

He takes one and jumps.

Alex Rae says, “I need one because I must keep haunting old mansions.”

He takes one and jumps.

Martin O’Neill says to Wee Jay Boy, “You can have the last parachute. I’ve had a great life—yours has just begun.”

Wee Jay Boy replies, “Don’t worry, there are 2 parachutes left… the smartest man on Sky Sports took my school bag.”